I gently label it:

I miss the days where I could order any of their rolls, ask for pecans and be charged only for the pecans.

Instead, I’m charged for caramel and pecans, but get pecans only, rather faithfully.

This used to not be the case, but then the local kiosk changed register systems. With that change, they no longer charged me just for pecans, which I was happy to pay for, but for both pecans and caramel.

Why don’t I get the caramel?

Because I’m already being irresponsible in eating this ball of dough and sugar. No need to lump more irresponsibility on top.

Glad this is the only one of these I’m allowed this month.