Is flat, like ironing board.

This brief quip is brought to you by my distaste for the nitrous-infused soda released by Pepsi.

I bought a can, despite not having access to a no-sugar variant, because I figured I would at least give it a try.

Let’s just say that both myself and a housemate could conjure up ideas of things that would be less flat than this soda. It was not even remotely delightful.